What do I want most for Chrismukkah this year? Aside from world peace (I'd settle for a single bloodshed-free day in Iraq--sheesh!), I'd really like a Nintendo Wii. It seems to solve the problem I have with consoles, which is that the controls are nearly impossible in most games. Swinging a virtual bat, rolling a virtual bowling ball, slashing with a virtual sword--it all sounds like a blast to me. And I think the kids would love it. Anyone who wants to send me one, just let me know--I'll give you my address. :)