No, thank you, Mr. President

Was I dreaming, or did Dubya and Mrs. Dubya actually appear on American Idol last night to thank the country for their donations to Idol Gives Back? It musta been a dream, because here's what I heard: "Thanks for helping all those kids... because we here in Washington ain't about to. Because, you know, we're not so much into helping people. Our money? It goes into the war that gives debacles a bad name."

Sigh. Bitterness is really tiring.